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24 alternatives to Andreessen Horoscopes

Funny horoscopes for those in tech. The original Oracle

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Andreessen Horoscopes launched in 2016; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Zodiac Chat AI▲162

   Free zodiac & horoscope AI chat generator

   2024 · zodiac-chat.com · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Horoscope 2017▲64

   Don’t you love to know what is the future for you tomorrow?

   2017 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   AI With Vibes▲163

   Become AI smarter and funnier in just 5 minutes

   2023 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Askmonk▲6

   Astrology on the go!

   2016 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Horoscope Oracle▲8

   Horoscopes with interactive AI insights

   2024 · horoscopeoracle.com · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Facebook Sixth Sense▲191

   Know when your friends start writing to you

   2016 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   F8▲182

   Your personal guide to all things at Facebook's F8

   2016 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Meme Trends▲169

   Like Google Trends for Memes

   2017 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Me.me▲189

   Search dank and funny memes

   2017 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    EmojiScope▲64

    Your daily horoscope, in emoji form!

    2020 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Laugh Digest▲85

    A weekly newsletter with links to make you laugh

    2015 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Funny or Die News Flash▲94

    Real News. Real Funny.

    2015 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    AstroChat▲66

    Open chat room based on your astrological signs and elements

    2022 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Realifex▲91

    Personal diary for positive change

    2015 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    SummaList▲110

    We summarize all the best tech & startup newsletters.

    2014 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    CareerDean▲92

    Q&A for career advice

    2014 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Nerd Lingo▲66

    Stickers for Silicon Valley jargon, buzzwords and holy wars!

    2017 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Horoscope Bot▲5

    Astrology gives you a little guidance every day.

    2017 · its alternatives →

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    Babble▲92

    A more personalized social network

    2016 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Whatt▲81

    Status update for Friends (I mean real friends)

    2014 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Neural Nonsense▲66

    The AI comedy hour: your daily dose of AI humor and wit

    2023 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Cosmica: AI Astrology & Tarot▲9

    Horoscope, Love & Psychic Chat

    2025 · aiastrologyhoroscope.com · its alternatives →

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    Pocket Horoscope▲6

    Daily Horoscope updated from certified astrologist

    2017 · its alternatives →

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    Cat Zodiac▲56

    An astrological guide to your cat

    2016 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →