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24 alternatives to Drink Beer, Neglect Family

Hilarious real life simulator that's difficult and dark.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Drink Beer, Neglect Family launched in 2016; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Crap! I'm Broke▲67

   A hectic life management game

   2016 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Drunk Mode▲136

   Get crazy, stay safe

   2015 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Beer?!▲207

   A straightforward app to invite friends for a beer.

   2014 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Time Snoozer▲62

   Prepare yourself for some time wasting fun

   2016 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   GameOn▲90

   Talk Trash Like a Boss

   2015 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Treys▲78

   Like solitaire... but fun!

   2016 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Swipe XL▲99

   New iOS game with the same level of anger as Flappy Bird :)

   2014 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Push Out▲67

   Arcade game

   2016 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Inside Dead▲57

   Another addictive game

   2016 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Bro Fist Simulator▲76

    👊

    2016 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Roofbot▲61

    A meditative puzzle game that gets REALLY damn challenging.

    2016 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Amazing Brick▲73

    Looks so simple but damn hard yet addictive game

    2015 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Flying Police Bike Simulator▲61

    RACING GAME

    2016 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Spaced-Out▲58

    Crazy hard avoidance game!!

    2016 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Off!▲57

    A game you play with your flashlight

    2016 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Treeky▲73

    Go hard go Treeky

    2015 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Feather▲70

    Blow to your phone!! ... play without touching the screen!

    2016 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    A Dark Room▲90

    The most immersive text-based game ever.

    2015 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Goat Simulator▲58

    Um... It's a game where you're a goat...

    2014 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Bubble Night▲62

    One lonely soul travels through the dark world...

    2016 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Crossy Road▲105

    Old school Frogger meets new school pixels.

    2015 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    PigFall▲71

    Pigs everywhere! #omg #yolo #groh #lol

    2016 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Jumpy Monster for Android▲62

    Funny arcade game for kids

    2016 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    TrapCrunch▲126

    "Someone Made A TechCrunch Parody Site And It’s Hilarious"

    2014 · its alternatives →

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