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24 alternatives to Impressed Or Horrified

The anti-greeting card company

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Impressed Or Horrified launched in 2017; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   UglyNotes▲91

   Greeting cards from horrible people.

   2014 · uglynotes.com · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Disrupt Cards▲38

   Silicon Valley’s funniest card game

   2016 · disrupt.cards · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Cards Against Silicon Valley▲5

   The party game for terrible tech people

   2017 · lnkd.in · its alternatives →

4. 4
   JustGreet▲91

   The cutest greeting card service on the internet

   2016 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   TrapCrunch▲126

   "Someone Made A TechCrunch Parody Site And It’s Hilarious"

   2014 · hobokencityfc.com · its alternatives →

6. 6
   eex▲138

   A collection of web experiments

   2016 · tofuness.github.io · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Creepy Postcards▲84

   Send weird anonymous postcards to your friends

   2015 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Disrupt Cards▲291

   The funniest card game to hit Silicon Valley

   2016 · disrupt.cards · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Greetings▲96

   Make beautiful holiday cards

   2016 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Cringemail▲74

    Poke fun at your friends by sending them a postcard

    2019 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Cardback▲86

    Your Personal Card Connoisseur

    2015 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    The Merry Maker▲90

    Make your own Christmas card

    2014 · merrychristmas.to · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Your Last Straw▲88

    Pranking as a Service 😂

    2017 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Wish▲63

    Shopping made fun

    2014 · wish.com · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Roasted Nuts▲77

    Testy holiday cards

    2016 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    WTF Prank Candles▲99

    They start smelling great, & then, WTF!?

    2015 · jokergreeting.com · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Clickbait Generator▲202

    One-step clickbait headlines

    2016 · clickbaiter.herokuapp.com · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Drrrunk Shopping▲125

    Shopping experience that delights in sloppy judgment

    2015 · drrrunkshopping.com · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Turn down for webpage▲132

    Turn down for what on any website

    2014 · nthitz.github.io · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Codebrag▲71

    Code reviews made fun

    2014 · codebrag.com · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Funny or Die News Flash▲94

    Real News. Real Funny.

    2015 · fodnewsflash.com · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Wonder▲63

    Give gift cards your friends really want

    2014 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Hey.▲135

    Mail simple, real-life greeting cards in seconds for just $5

    2015 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Cards Against Silicon Valley▲11

    A game for terrible tech people

    2017 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →