Life & fun · alternatives · 2026
24 alternatives to LinkedIn Profile Roaster crossed 70k profiles
Hey HN! I made a thing that roasts people's LinkedIn profiles and it's low-key hilarious. Just throw your LinkedIn URL in there and watch it tear apart all the cringey jargon and humble-brags. 70K+ people have gotten roasted so far. Check it out: https://liroast.web.app/ But be warned - it has no chill! Lemme know what you think and if you have any ideas to make the burns even sicker.
Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. LinkedIn Profile Roaster crossed 70k profiles launched in 2024; newer entries below may have overtaken it.
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Dissecting LinkedIn profiles with brutal honesty
2024 · liroast.web.app · its alternatives →
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Hilarious LinkedIn Profile Roasts
2024 · roastlinkedin.com · its alternatives →
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LinkedIn feels more like Facebook every day — noisy feeds, fake engagement, and everyone shouting into the void. Thats why I used to built a personal microsite on Squarespace and uploaded a video resume to YouTube to stand out - it helped me land interviews and get into Big Tech. But I always wondered: why isn’t there a platform designed to help you stand out like that? So I built OpenSpot: a public, curated platform where you can showcase who you are — with video, audio, and proof of your work. No endless feeds. No humblebrags. Just real people open to new opportunities. We’ve already…
2025 · heyopenspot.com · its alternatives →
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Find what's wrong with your LinkedIn profile with a roast.
2024 · linkedinroaster.com · its alternatives →
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Transform your LinkedIn feed with AI-powered humor & roasts
2025 · chromewebstore.google.com · its alternatives →
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Just made a random fun tool over at LinkedIn, but why should they have all the fun
2024 · jasonleow.com · its alternatives →
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Roast any LinkedIn post before LinkedIn roasts you.
Apr 2026 · cringedetector.cc · its alternatives →
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As an experiment, I thought it'd be fun to see how many HackerNews members we could get mutually connected on LinkedIn, and help each other grow our professional networks. Enter your information below. The responses may be viewed, but not edited, at https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aj6s1
2012 · docs.google.com · its alternatives →
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Drop your LinkedIn PDF or paste the text for a free Profile Score and roast in 30 seconds, aimed at the job you want. Then the $19 Fix Pack rewrites your headline, About, experience and 5 posts. Score goes up or your money back.
6h ago · grillmyprofile.com · its alternatives →
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Hi HN - we’ve been working on a fun project that I wanted to share It takes your PDF LinkedIn profile or resume and generates a short podcast either hyping you up, or roasting you. It takes your professional experience and crafts a narrative of your life and why you’re so successful. Or if you want a roast… It pokes holes and makes fun of you. I’d love to hear any feedback! https://podial.ai/hype
2024 · its alternatives →
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Hey HN! Quick TL; DR: I set up scrapers for the websites of ~20k tech companies, fed the results through GPT, spent some sleepless nights building a web app, and voilá. I started this after getting fed up with how slow LinkedIn felt. I finally got it working and easy to use, so I wanted to share it with you guys. The job list is free. But I’m currently paying a lot of money to OpenAI for all the data I’m passing through GPT, so I may end up eventually charging for some advanced features, or putting ads on it or something. Please let me know what you think! I’m actively developing this so I’m…
2024 · techjobs.xyz · its alternatives →
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We are looking to get feedback for http://www.samefeather.com. We have tried this with friends and family but want to get some critical feedback (note to self: do this sooner next time). SameFeather is a location based network of people with similar interests. Our emphasis is offline. We provide a way for people to find others in their vicinity that share their interests and meet them offline. We are trying to stay away from calling it a social network because that seems to scare away a lot of people. The differentiating factor from whats already out there is we focus on individuals and…
2011 · samefeather.com. · its alternatives →
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LinkGenie▲12I made a tool to make LinkedIn posting feel less like a chore. it’s called Linkgenie, and I just opened it up for early users. Using Claude for generating post and get for hooks its saves you time. I’d love if you gave it a try + told me what’s missing, what slaps, and what needs a glow-up.
2025 · linkgenie.one · its alternatives →
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ShitFast▲14A passion project I started recently. Please submit your own (or any) website you suspect might score high as "AI-slop" and we'll publish a roast soon. Note that my goal is two-fold: I'll use (most) submitted websites in some research I'm going to be publishing later. Thanks!
Aug 2026 · shitfa.st · its alternatives →
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Hi HN! We launched 10000resumes.com as a fun, visual alternative for developers to showcase their skills, roles, and social links in a grid format (inspired by the Million Dollar Homepage). Since our last post, we’ve added: Search functionality: Highlight profiles in real-time by skill, role, or name. Price drop to $0.19/spot: To reduce spam (free grids risked low-quality entries). Why repost? Previous posts were flagged for criticizing LinkedIn (lesson learned! ). We’re not here to bash platforms—just offer a quirky, browsable space for devs. Feedback drove major updates: search,…
2025 · 10000resumes.com · its alternatives →
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GitRoasted▲12Get roasted by your GitHub commits
Nov 2025 · gitroasted.netlify.app · its alternatives →
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Roastify ▲6Perfectly Roasted, expertly refined
Nov 2025 · roastify.nuvralabs.tech · its alternatives →
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