Life & fun · alternatives · 2026

24 alternatives to nothing

this product adds no value to your life.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. nothing launched in 2021; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Worthless▲398

   We don't even have a tagline

   2024 · worthless.app · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Nothing▲233

   A subscription-based service that provides nothing

   2023 · its alternatives →

3. 3QJ
   Quick joke project▲13

   Is it a snack? For some reason I'm cracking up over this. (:

   2011 · isitasnack.com · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Bullshit Product Generator▲179

   Your million dollar product idea is...

   2019 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   FOLD▲185

   What wacky things would you do if the price was just right?

   2016 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   I need an opinion▲75

   Unbiased opinion when you need it

   2021 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   The Useless Web▲220

   Take me somewhere...useless

   2014 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Dumb.▲172

   Even our tagline is dumb

   2024 · dumb.framer.website · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Unspiration▲280

   Products for pessimists ☹️

   2018 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Garbage▲161

    In my opinion, poor quality Whiteboard paint, do not buy

    2015 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    ThinkTwice▲124

    Do you really *need* to buy something?

    2019 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    WTF should I do with my life?▲171

    A site for people who don't know WTF to do.

    2016 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    I Can't Fucking Decide▲248

    The dumbest most effective solution to your indecisiveness.

    2016 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Keep Your Fucking Resolutions▲184

    Set your new year's resolutions, if you fail, you pay

    2016 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    The Nothing Store▲21

    Buy and Subscribe to Nothing

    2024 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Nothing▲6

    This Is Nothing

    2024 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Shit Express▲105

    Send shit to someone anonymously with Bitcoins

    2014 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Your Last Straw▲88

    Pranking as a Service 😂

    2017 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Txt.fyi▲173

    The dumbest publishing platform on the web

    2017 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Bitcoin or Stupid Shit▲114

    See how much your dumbest purchases would be worth in BTC

    2021 · its alternatives →

21. 21L
    LaughMatch▲159

    2012 · laughmatch.com · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Sit.▲101

    Sit down and do nothing.

    2023 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Fuck You Money Capital▲104

    The only fund you get to spend your stonks money

    2021 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Paste.lol▲79

    An infinite message board

    2016 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →