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24 alternatives to Nothing

$NTHG is a tongue-in-cheek commentary on crypto speculation.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Nothing launched in 2024; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Bitcoin or Stupid Shit▲114

   See how much your dumbest purchases would be worth in BTC

   2021 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Coins▲163

   📈 Intuitive crypto portfolios, powered by Blockstack

   2017 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Lark▲117

   1st crypto app that correlates news to price in real time.

   2017 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   The Watcher▲94

   Watch ETH wallets, get alerts, and know when to make moves

   2022 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   AltCoffee▲139

   Give people a way to say thanks with crypto

   2021 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Bitcoin Volatility▲172

   Silicon Valley's Bitcoin price alerts for everyone 🤑

   2018 · its alternatives →

7. 7BM
   Balances – Mint for Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies▲94

   2014 · balances.io · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Coinvalue▲86

   Crypto alerts from multiple exchanges

   2018 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Down Bad NFT▲63

   Immortalize the price of a pair as NFT, remember it forever

   2022 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    The Currency▲77

    Content community for cryptocurrencies & the future of money

    2014 · its alternatives →

11. 11HA
    HelloBitcoin. A “Hello World” of Bitcoin, Written in Go▲74

    2014 · github.com · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Coinranking▲86

    Simply crypto prices

    2022 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Crypti▲87

    A minimal cross-platform Bitcoin price widget

    2017 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Bull or Bear NFT Game▲68

    Test your jaypeg knowledge, which one has a higher floor?

    2022 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Bit Burst▲84

    A crypto app for people who are fed up with crypto apps.

    2018 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Unspent▲81

    Smart crypto portfolio tools & insights

    2019 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Uniearn.info▲67

    Let everyone make money like a top investor

    2022 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Crypto Market Dip▲59

    Find the next crypto dip or get rekt trying

    2022 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Winkdex▲56

    Global Bitcoin pricing.

    2014 · its alternatives →

20. 20IA
    I am sick and tired of all this crypto coin crap.▲24

    So I made this: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/185221 Feel free to use/adapt/modify as you please.

    2013 · its alternatives →

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    Not Wallet▲14

    A Solana stablecoin wallet platform and more.

    2025 · bachmoney.5mb.app · its alternatives →

22. 22
    CryptoWallet.com▲8

    Unleash your crypto’s full potential.

    2023 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    React & Explore Crypto – CoinUnknown▲5

    Discover the crypto currencies you never know

    2025 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    StonkyCoin▲9

    The Future of Finance... Trust Me, Bro.

    2025 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →