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24 alternatives to Please, Don't Touch Anything

A philosophical button-pushing simulation

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Please, Don't Touch Anything launched in 2015; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

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    A scumbag simulator. Make everyone hate you.

    2015 · gamejolt.com · its alternatives →

  2. 2
    GRIP▲66

    An intense futuristic combat racer

    2016 · store.steampowered.com · its alternatives →

  3. 3

    Move your mouse around to avoid everything

    2015 · its alternatives →

  4. 4

    A neighborhood-building simulator

    2016 · plethora-project.com · its alternatives →

  5. 5

    The worlds first choice-driven abstract hacking simulator

    2015 · play.google.com · its alternatives →

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    Beautiful designs and fast paced action

    2015 · store.steampowered.com · its alternatives →

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    Feather▲70

    Blow to your phone!! ... play without touching the screen!

    2016 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

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    DoNot▲65

    A fun iOS game to test your reflexes

    2015 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

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    A text-based survival horror game

    2015 · onemorelevel.com · its alternatives →

  10. 10

    The human body sustaining simulator

    2015 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

  11. 11

    New iOS game with the same level of anger as Flappy Bird :)

    2014 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

  12. 12

    Keyboard-controlled mini-game action!

    2015 · freewebarcade.com · its alternatives →

  13. 13

    An office meeting simulation. Don't fall asleep.

    2015 · mouseandthebillionaire.com · its alternatives →

  14. 14

    The end of society simulator

    2016 · ubisoft.com · its alternatives →

  15. 15

    A human body sustaining simulator (the new QWOP... so hard!)

    2015 · conormccann.itch.io · its alternatives →

  16. 16

    An eject button for awkward situations (pre-launch)

    2014 · its alternatives →

  17. 17
    Blocks▲85

    A minimalist browser-based game.

    2016 · blocks.ovh · its alternatives →

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    Nimble▲71

    Use your fingers to control devices w/ gestures (pre-launch)

    2014 · indiegogo.com · its alternatives →

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    👊

    2016 · shadowbug.com · its alternatives →

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    Like a training simulation for Shyp employees

    2015 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

  21. 21

    An IKEA assembly simulator

    2015 · thestorkburntdown.itch.io · its alternatives →

  22. 22

    Hacking on the brink of nuclear destruction

    2015 · its alternatives →

  23. 23

    A minimalist android game

    2016 · play.google.com · its alternatives →

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    Refunct▲70

    Vibrant first-person platformer

    2015 · store.steampowered.com · its alternatives →

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