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24 alternatives to Please, Don't Touch Anything

A philosophical button-pushing simulation

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Please, Don't Touch Anything launched in 2015; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Dude, Stop▲73

   A scumbag simulator. Make everyone hate you.

   2015 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   GRIP▲66

   An intense futuristic combat racer

   2016 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Avoision▲59

   Move your mouse around to avoid everything

   2015 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Block'hood▲77

   A neighborhood-building simulator

   2016 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Zero Reflex▲72

   Beautiful designs and fast paced action

   2015 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Feather▲70

   Blow to your phone!! ... play without touching the screen!

   2016 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Don't Sh*t Your Pants▲65

   A text-based survival horror game

   2015 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Alfred▲316

   Never use your mouse again

   2014 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   System Control for iOS▲68

   The human body sustaining simulator

   2015 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Swipe XL▲99

    New iOS game with the same level of anger as Flappy Bird :)

    2014 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Cursor Chaos▲56

    Keyboard-controlled mini-game action!

    2015 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Collapse▲75

    The end of society simulator

    2016 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    System Control▲94

    A human body sustaining simulator (the new QWOP... so hard!)

    2015 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Blocks▲85

    A minimalist browser-based game.

    2016 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Bro Fist Simulator▲76

    👊

    2016 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Tunnel Flight▲57

    A minimalist android game

    2016 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Refunct▲70

    Vibrant first-person platformer

    2015 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Quantum Lock▲73

    Ready to lock?

    2015 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Master Spy▲72

    Stealth-based retro platforming action

    2015 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Warbits▲55

    Give war simulation a chance

    2015 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Panic Run▲53

    The name speaks for itself. :)

    2015 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    The Silent Age▲97

    An artistic point-and-click adventure

    2014 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Insanely Hard▲83

    Minimal isometric avoidance game

    2016 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    EQUINOX▲66

    Minimal platformer about exploration and gathering

    2015 · its alternatives →

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