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24 alternatives to Say It with Beef

Flowers are lame. Say it with beef instead.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Say It with Beef launched in 2019; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Sparks▲128

   The best way to express what you really think (w/ GIFs)

   2014 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Shitty Gifts▲7

   Send shitty stickers and letters to people who deserve it

   2019 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Pops.▲209

   Be more productive. Make Pops proud.

   2017 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Don't Fucking Eat It▲68

   Fasting to improve your health or help feed those in need.

   2018 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   GIFYogurt▲97

   Tha best place 2 turn Gifs into Yogurt! Uhearme

   2014 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Sorry Babe▲88

   Find the right present for your love, after you screwed up

   2019 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Bullshit Product Generator▲179

   Your million dollar product idea is...

   2019 · its alternatives →

8. 8SF
   subscription flowers (to keep the significant other happy)▲7

   After constantly forgetting to buy my wife flowers (and not hearing the end of it), I've got a ghetto MVP that is already keeping me out of trouble. Happy wife FTW! Feedback? Love/hate? http://remembertheflowers.com

   2011 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Cringemail▲74

   Poke fun at your friends by sending them a postcard

   2019 · its alternatives →

10. 10QJ
    Quick joke project▲13

    Is it a snack? For some reason I'm cracking up over this. (:

    2011 · isitasnack.com · its alternatives →

11. 11TP
    ThingsOnReddit – Products linked to on Reddit▲153

    2017 · thingsonreddit.com · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Nyan It▲107

    Easily add Nyancats to any link you send. Because... reasons

    2014 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    good day▲57

    Lighten up your day for $1

    2022 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    BloomThat▲92

    The best way to send flowers

    2015 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    The Bouqs▲83

    A new approach to flowers

    2014 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Sit.▲101

    Sit down and do nothing.

    2023 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    QVOTR▲82

    It’s like Pinterest, except for words.

    2014 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Poopmoji▲86

    Just in time for #WorldToiletDay. Let your poos express you!

    2016 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Compliment Me▲14

    I am here to make your day better

    2024 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    flowers4ai▲23

    Send flowers to your AI. Politeness is a strategy.

    Jul 2026 · flowers4ai.com · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Popmoji▲90

    Send Giant Emojis that POP! Stop send boring little ones.

    2014 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    AwesomeBox▲80

    Share the love. Give an awesome gift. Co-created by friends.

    2014 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Nutmeg▲86

    Making it ridiculously easy to text awesome gifs

    2014 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    #PIZZAPOP▲94

    A dumb app I play when I'm super high and want pizza!

    2014 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →