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24 alternatives to Say It with Beef

Flowers are lame. Say it with beef instead.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Say It with Beef launched in 2019; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Rando▲96

   Send a random photo, GIF, or quote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

   2016 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Sparks▲128

   The best way to express what you really think (w/ GIFs)

   2014 · getsparks.com · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Shitty Gifts▲7

   Send shitty stickers and letters to people who deserve it

   2019 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Imperfect Produce▲200

   Ugly produce. Delivered.

   2015 · imperfectfoods.com · its alternatives →

5. 5
   GIFYogurt▲97

   Tha best place 2 turn Gifs into Yogurt! Uhearme

   2014 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

6. 6
   #giveashit▲59

   Help save lives. Using poop emojis.

   2016 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Sorry Babe▲88

   Find the right present for your love, after you screwed up

   2019 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Bullshit Product Generator▲179

   Your million dollar product idea is...

   2019 · its alternatives →

9. 9SF
   subscription flowers (to keep the significant other happy)▲7

   After constantly forgetting to buy my wife flowers (and not hearing the end of it), I've got a ghetto MVP that is already keeping me out of trouble. Happy wife FTW! Feedback? Love/hate? http://remembertheflowers.com

   2011 · remembertheflowers.com · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Cringemail▲74

    Poke fun at your friends by sending them a postcard

    2019 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    FoodSelfie▲67

    Give your food some personality

    2016 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Cannonball▲76

    Fall in love with email again

    2015 · cannonball.io · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Christmas Present Thing▲67

    From Crowdrise, give back instead of giving something dumb

    2014 · gofundme.com · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Yummy Crowd▲63

    Food emojis to share with your friends.

    2016 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Stick in a Box▲71

    Birchbox for beef jerky.

    2014 · stickinabox.co · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Oh Hai!▲77

    Super fun way to say Hai to someone

    2014 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Nyan It▲107

    Easily add Nyancats to any link you send. Because... reasons

    2014 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    GIFt Delivery▲83

    Send a GIF. Get a GIFt of it in real life.

    2015 · giftdelivery.tumblr.com · its alternatives →

19. 19
    good day▲57

    Lighten up your day for $1

    2022 · buymeacoffee.com · its alternatives →

20. 20
    BloomThat▲92

    The best way to send flowers

    2015 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

21. 21
    The Bouqs▲83

    A new approach to flowers

    2014 · bouqs.com · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Sit.▲101

    Sit down and do nothing.

    2023 · sit.sonnet.io · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Poopmoji▲86

    Just in time for #WorldToiletDay. Let your poos express you!

    2016 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Compliment Me▲14

    I am here to make your day better

    2024 · complimentme.replit.app · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →