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24 alternatives to Smoke-A-Dope Effigy Cones

The most patriotic rolling papers you can buy

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Smoke-A-Dope Effigy Cones launched in 2020; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Bonfire▲305

   Design and sell your next favorite shirt

   2016 · bonfire.com · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Oklahoma Smokes▲80

   Nicotine-free, tobacco-free smokes (all natural hemp flower)

   2020 · itsoklahomas.com · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Toilet Paper Calculator▲96

   Let’s fight Coronavirus one roll at a time

   2020 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Charmin NFTP▲83

   The world's first non-fungible toilet paper

   2021 · og.rarible.com · its alternatives →

5. 5
   reel▲146

   Bamboo toilet paper that does good and feels good.

   2019 · reelpaper.com · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Not Pot▲176

   Beautifully branded CBD gummies delivered every month

   2018 · notpot.com · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Dunder Splifflin▲70

   The Office, but wrapping papers for your 🌿

   2019 · dundersplifflin.com · its alternatives →

8. 8
   PixelPotus▲96

   A president themed collectable card NFT game built on Tezos

   2021 · pixelpotus.com · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Trumpet▲64

   Postcards to the President

   2018 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    President Flip Flops▲150

    Going back on your word, one step at a time

    2017 · sammorrison.co · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Printable Paper▲80

    Print Graph Paper, College Ruled, or other types of paper!

    2014 · printablepaper.net · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Puff The Squeaky Chicken▲77

    A bong that looks like a chicken and squeaks when you hit it

    2019 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Highness▲72

    Cannabis diary

    2020 · highnessapp.eu · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Snoop Dogg | Bush GPro Vaporizor▲85

    The most stylish Vaporizor on the market. *Seeds Included.

    2015 · gpen.com · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Got Paper?▲13

    A cheeky calculator to buy the right amount of toilet paper

    2020 · got-paper.com · its alternatives →

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    Supply Finder by Popcart▲88

    Find toilet paper in stock online right now

    2020 · thesupplyfinder.com · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Make America Colorful Again▲69

    A Donald Trump coloring book, badly drawn.

    2016 · indiegogo.com · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Kiff - Wooden Essential Oil Inhaler▲22

    An all-new natural alternative to help you quit smoking.

    2021 · kickstarter.com · its alternatives →

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    The AntiAwards▲63

    Send a certificate of bullshit directly to Donald Trump.

    2018 · its alternatives →

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    Raw Rolling Papers▲3

    Premium Raw Rolling Papers All Variants

    2021 · budderbongs.com · its alternatives →

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    GIFwrap▲7

    Wrapping paper for gifts that meme something

    2020 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Presidential Kush▲2

    Presidential Kush, an Indica-dominant hybrid.

    2021 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Donald Trump & Deez Nuts 3D Paper Pop-Up Cards▲5

    Magical Paper Pop-up Cards: Donald Trump & Deez Nuts edition

    2015 · kickstarter.com · its alternatives →

24. 24
    3 THINGS YOU CAN BUY ON AMAZON TO QUIT SMOKING▲5

    Quit Smoking

    2017 · its alternatives →

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