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24 alternatives to The Douchebag Strategist

Now with even more Bullsh*t

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. The Douchebag Strategist launched in 2017; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Quonders MBA▲70

   More Bad Assery @ Business

   2015 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Mitch▲222

   Monetize leads you don't want.

   2017 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Nefarious Jobs▲76

   Revenge-for-hire business

   2014 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Awkward Chatbot▲83

   machine learning is making like huge strides lol

   2015 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Daily Drudge▲71

   A daily calendar for your busy schedule. And an asshole

   2015 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Hater News▲103

   Exposing internet trolls and haters

   2014 · haternews.herokuapp.com · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Drumpfinator #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain▲210

   Replace all instances of "Trump" with "Drumpf."

   2016 · chromewebstore.google.com · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Botbuzz▲127

   On-Demand chatbot developers

   2016 · buzz.ai · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Mocky▲83

   organized feedback

   2014 · mocky.com · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Hello Tech Pros: Patrick Vlaskovits▲55

    How to overcome the cycle of suck and mediocrity of meh

    2016 · gadgetsprimer.com · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Trump Bot▲7

    Yet another trump bot, a bit more classy

    2016 · messenger.com · its alternatives →

12. 12
    The Information's 411 — "Drunk on Bots"▲75

    F8, bots and the social media wars

    2016 · theinformation.com · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Meh▲92

    The New Woot.com

    2014 · kickstarter.com · its alternatives →

14. 14
    AdvisorBot▲105

    The personal advisor for your startup

    2017 · messenger.com · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Bad Mouth▲73

    Make anybody say anything with Bad Mouth

    2014 · badmouth.co · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Botified▲101

    A job board for bot developers

    2017 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Downworthy▲102

    Turn hyperbolic viral headlines into what they really mean

    2014 · downworthy.snipe.net · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Oy▲96

    Misery loves community. Yo for complaints.

    2014 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    TrapCrunch▲126

    "Someone Made A TechCrunch Parody Site And It’s Hilarious"

    2014 · hobokencityfc.com · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Next Open AI CEO▲24

    Anyone can be a CEO these days

    2023 · nextopenaiceo.vercel.app · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Smacktive▲85

    Meet Humans. Do Stuff.

    2015 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    This Week In Startups: 633 News Roundtable▲72

    Bad A.I., rampant robots, Hulk Hogan, free speech, politi...

    2016 · soundcloud.com · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Vint▲109

    Uber of fitness

    2014 · joinvint.com · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Hello Tech Pros: Prove Your Haters Wrong▲62

    Basel Farag on Motivation

    2016 · gadgetsprimer.com · its alternatives →

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