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24 alternatives to USB Condom

A protective barrier between your device and hackers

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. USB Condom launched in 2014; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   USB Condoms▲71

   power-only USB pass-thrus for security

   2013 · int3.cc · its alternatives →

2. 2
   USB Killer▲252

   This USB drive will kill your computer 💻💀

   2016 · usbkill.com · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Nope 2.0▲116

   Magnetic privacy shield for desktops,laptops & mobile phones

   2016 · kickstarter.com · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Spy Coins▲78

   Hide a micro SD card like a spy

   2016 · spy-coins.com · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Safe▲57

   Subscription service for premium condoms

   2014 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Startup Condoms▲65

   by startup vitamins: "Think Bigger"

   2015 · startupvitamins.com · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Cryptex USB Flashdrive▲72

   Secure your USB data

   2016 · amazon.com · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Cloak VPN▲153

   Stay safe online when using untrusted networks

   2014 · encrypt.me · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Biomio Sidekick▲11

   A "TouchID" and Ransomware protection USB drive

   2016 · biom.io · its alternatives →

10. 10
    bleep▲65

    Smart charging cable that backs up your data

    2014 · indiegogo.com · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Nope▲62

    Simple and elegant magnetic privacy shields (pre-launch)

    2014 · kickstarter.com · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Little Snitch 3▲129

    Protect your privacy

    2014 · obdev.at · its alternatives →

13. 13
    HackerBracket▲219

    A community for sharing hacks

    2014 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    TextSecure ▲68

    Open Source security for mobile devices

    2015 · signal.org · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Cloak It - Secret Messages▲103

    Keep your text messages secure with Touch ID authentication

    2016 · getcloaked.xyz · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Seald▲115

    Keep your conversations secure, everywhere.

    2017 · seald.io · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Infinite USB▲12

    USB on steroid

    2015 · kickstarter.com · its alternatives →

18. 18
    GlassWire▲112

    Extra security & privacy via network monitoring

    2014 · glasswire.com · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Defender▲75

    Smart personal protection

    2017 · getthedefender.com · its alternatives →

20. 20
    SecureSnaps▲79

    Secure Storage for all your Photos

    2015 · securesnaps.com · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Make Love Not Porn▲102

    Pro-sex. Pro-porn. Pro-knowing the difference. (NSFW)

    2015 · makelovenotporn.tv · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Near Lock▲118

    A new way to lock your Mac. Just walk away.

    2015 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    KeepSafe 6▲99

    Keep your personal stuff secure

    2016 · getkeepsafe.com · its alternatives →

24. 24
    RealTouch (NSFW)▲71

    Interactive Sex Device for Men

    2014 · realtouch.com · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →