Ass Auction
Brands outbid each other to put their logo on my ass
Ass Auction launched on September 8, 2026 with 154 votes, #131 of 8,094 launches that month and more than 95% of that year's launches.
What it does
Ass Auction is an ad network with one placement: a pair of boxers. Pay $5 or more and your logo joins the leaderboard at whatever rank your money buys. Anyone can pay more and push you down. Your total spend is your rank, so climbing back only costs the difference. The top 22 get worn on the boxers. No accounts, just a URL or @handle, and Stripe. Live click counts, a share card, an email when you get knocked down, and a gossip bar where the crowd talks.
Brands outbid each other to get their logo on the ass. One leaderboard, real money, no accounts. The top 22 make it onto the boxers.
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Pricing, as stated on its site
Paid from $5/mo — Pay $5 or more to place your logo on the leaderboard. Your total spend determines your rank; higher payments secure higher positions on the boxers. Top 22 placements get worn. No refunds.
checked September 2026 · prices change
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