
Cynical Sally CLI
Cause "You're absolutely right" is probably absolutely wrong
What it does
Your AI pair programmer agrees with everything you write. Sally doesn't. 6 tools in your terminal and IDE: roast your code (scored 0-10 with real fixes), explain legacy spaghetti, refactor with before/after diffs, review PRs before you merge, brainstorm architecture, and audit your frontend. One command: npx @cynicalsally/cli roast Works as a CLI and MCP server in Claude Code, Cursor, and Windsurf. Built for developers who'd rather hear the truth than "looks great!" You've been warned
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