
Delulu Radar
AI roasts your situationship 0–100. Brutally.
What it does
Built by a dad of 4 teens tired of being asked "what does this text MEAN?" at every dinner. AI roasts your situationship 0-100 with savage verdicts and a shareable card for the group chat. Free, no signup.
Does the same job
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- IBI built a tool to roast landing pages using AI agents2024 · roastmylandingpage.io · ▲9
I built a tool to roast landing pages with AI agents. I was gathering feedback from watching landing page roast videos, and figured out I could prompt LLMs to analyse a screenshot and roast based on the same criteria. It's not 100% accurate yet, but it has been really insightful when I've tested it on my own websites. Let me know what you think!
- FAFun AI Tool to Roast Your Website2024 · thewebsiteroast.com · ▲10
Hey HN, I’m Ishan, a 23-year-old, and this is my first time launching something here. I built a simple (free) tool that uses AI to roast websites. Just enter your URL, and it gives a fun, sometimes brutal, review. It’s mostly for laughs, but it also points out things you can improve on your website. I’d love for you to try it out and give me feedback!
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Hey HN, Henry from Cactus here! We previously released Cactus Needle, a 14MB agentic LLM for tool call, device use, and structured extraction for phones, wearables, smart homes, small robots and microcontrollers. We got really great feedback here, and have now incorporated the suggestions to release Needle 2. The whole model is a single 14MB binary that runs a full session in 28MB of RAM; 45m parameters at 2bit compression. Needle hits 500 tokens/sec decode speed on a Raspberry Pi 5, sits between 400-1,500 tokens/sec on VR devices like Meta Quest 3S and Apple Vision Pro, and ranges…
AI · 27d ago · cactuscompute.com


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Dev tools · May 2026 · kilo.ai


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Hey HN, Henry here from Cactus. We open-sourced Needle, a 26M parameter function-calling (tool use) model. It runs at 6000 tok/s prefill and 1200 tok/s decode on consumer devices. We were always frustrated by the little effort made towards building agentic models that run on budget phones, so we conducted investigations that led to an observation: agentic experiences are built upon tool calling, and massive models are overkill for it. Tool calling is fundamentally retrieval-and-assembly (match query to tool name, extract argument values, emit JSON), not reasoning. Cross-attention…
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