
KindRoast
Paste a URL. Get a funny, kind roast with tips to fix it.
What it does
KindRoast gives your website a playful, constructive roast powered by AI. Paste any URL and get scores across 5 categories, a fix-it checklist, copy upgrades, and quick wins you can do in 10 minutes. Toggle Savage Mode for brutally honest feedback. Every roast gets a shareable page with OG cards for Twitter/LinkedIn. Upgrade to Pro ($3.99) for competitor analysis, page breakdowns, accessibility audit, and a PDF report. Free, no signup required.
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Hi HN I built a fun little tool: It uses Groq’s LLaMA 3.3 + Puppeteer to analyze a website Then it roasts the design/content/UX with humor And finishes with 3–5 genuinely helpful improvement tips You can try it here: https://ai-roast-vert.vercel.app I wanted to: Practice fast idea-to-launch cycle (built in 2 days) Experiment with a viral-friendly product Monetize with a $0.55 pro version that gives a detailed roast + download Would love your feedback — on the idea, the tone, the usefulness — anything! Thanks in advance
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