Roast My Desk
AI that brutally roasts your desk setup and how to fix it
What it does
Upload a photo of your desk. Get roasted. Get scored. Get told exactly what's wrong with your cable management. Roast My Desk uses computer vision to analyse your workspace and deliver a savage, personalised roast with scores out of 10 for style, neatness, and coolness. Free to use, no signup. Just upload and brace yourself.
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Hey HN! I created a web app called Roast My Dish, it's a fun side project where you upload a photo of your dish, and an AI chef roasts it brutally. After the roast, it gives you a personalized "redemption" recipe to help you improve (or laugh). It's built using Next.js, Tailwind.css, MongoDB, Azure Open Ai API, and I tried to mix entertainment with a bit of usefulness. Great for foodies, meme lovers, and anyone curious about AI + humor use cases. Would love your feedback or ideas to improve it!
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