Snorklee Analytics

What it does

The European alternative to Google Analytics. Genuinely cookieless and consent-banner-free — the <2 KB tracker stores and reads nothing on the visitor's device, so ePrivacy art. 5(3) is never triggered. No personal data is kept (HyperLogLog + k-anonymity, k≥5). Database, geolocation, email and AI all run in France. What stands out: an AI reads your analytics and explains them in plain language, and Snorklee shows you whether ChatGPT, Claude & Perplexity can see and cite your site.

Your website statistics without cookies or a consent banner. 200,000 pageviews and 10 sites for €8/month ex. VAT, hosted in Paris. 14-day free trial, no credit card.

Entry prices checked on 1 September 2026 on plausible.io and matomo.org. With both Plausible and Matomo the price rises with volume; Plausible lists its prices in dollars. Matomo also offers a free self-hosted edition, with the infrastructure at your own cost. Who reads you, who fetches you live, who sends you visitors: the three steps — crawled, fetched, visited — measured on your site. The decision list: every recommendation comes with its evidence and how sure it is — and the effect is measured once you’ve applied it. Other tools show you charts. Snorklee closes the loop: every measurement leads to a decision, and every decision is judged on its effect. Snorklee measures what AIs really…from snorklee.com

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