TheDailyPoop
Real news rewritten with satire. 25 stories every morning.
What it does
TheDailyPoop is a daily satirical news briefing. Every morning, 25 real stories across business, tech, politics, culture, sports, and world news. Every story ends with The Bottom Line, a one sentence take that cuts through the noise. It also includes 6 daily games based on the news: Poop or Scoop, Who Said It, Spin the Excuse, The Roast, Predict the Poop, and Headline Roulette. 15 stories free every day. Pro unlocks all 25 plus full game access and leaderboards. Available on web and iPhone.
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