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   Txt.fyi▲173

   The dumbest publishing platform on the web

   2017

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   Dumb.▲172

   Even our tagline is dumb

   2024

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   SHRTURL▲269

   Edit any webpage. Get short URL. Troll your friends!

   2014

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   Go Fucking Do It▲211

   Set a deadline and a price. If you fail, you pay.

   2014

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   Overlead▲146

   Find customers who are literally asking for your product

   Feb 2026

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   URLify▲150

   Turn your URL's into suspicious looking links

   2016

7. 7OY
   Open your stupid link in a safe space so it doesn't hurt you▲42

   2020 · isolation.site

8. 8SL
   Shitty Listings algorithmically finds undervalued property▲122

   2015 · shittylistings.com

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   Shitty Listings▲125

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   2015

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    2016

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    Bad Ass Advisors▲133

    Connecting bad ass advisors to bad ass companies

    2015

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    Shit Express▲105

    Send shit to someone anonymously with Bitcoins

    2014

13. 13DA
    Dumbest AI + Blockchain Project in 100 lines▲52

    2019 · github.com

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    Check My Links▲82

    Highlights broken links on page

    2014

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    Null Refer▲56

    Link anonymously.

    2014

16. 16NO
    nooooo.ooo▲14

    Link: http://nooooo.ooo Github: https://github.com/aiwebb/nooooo.ooo This was just a dumb excuse to use the .ooo TLD. Inspired by the wonderful http://yesno.wtf.

    2017

17. 17DG
    Dumbass – get over your front-end ego and keep it simple, stupid▲12

    2020 · github.com

18. 18DB
    DumbAss – be too stupid for complex tools▲19

    2020 · github.com

19. 19
    Your Site Is Fucked▲11

    You heard me

    Apr 2026 · yoursiteisfucked.com

20. 20SH
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    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JtFBkrFNYWk https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z3oZwV78m-c https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gqta_wJILuE (and so on)

    2022

21. 21MD
    moronic database built on subdirectories▲6

    2020 · github.com

22. 22AS
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    2017 · nochio.com

23. 23BM
    Because most of us suffer from AD(H)D, here is too-long-didnt-read.com▲7

    Hey HN crowd! Two days ago I realized I'm almost unable to read a book or a long article without getting distracted by Twitter/HN/Reddit/Work. The situation is so terrible, I'm even getting afraid of big articles, and my ReadItLater list is getting pretty long (shameful I know) ... and I'm pretty sure most of you are in this situation :) Being used to TL;DRs on long reddit posts, I thought it would be great to have these for everything, so I quickly hacked this website: http://www.too-long-didnt-read.com/ Here is an example of TL;DR: http://www.too-long-didnt-read.com/5tropy I would love to…

    2011

24. 24SA
    SHILL ANY COINS HERE – Shills.lol▲5

    2018 · shills.lol

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