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24 alternatives to Penised

WE TURN YOUR ENEMIES' LOGO INTO A PENIS.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Penised launched in 2015; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Shitty User Names▲101

   Generate crude and unusual usernames

   2015 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   WTF is that?▲226

   Send any picture and it will tell you what it is!

   2016 · wtfitbot.com · its alternatives →

3. 3
   drooodle▲69

   Post a drawing and have people draw you back.

   2014 · drooodle.com · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Drumpfinator #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain▲210

   Replace all instances of "Trump" with "Drumpf."

   2016 · chromewebstore.google.com · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Sprites▲105

   Infographic creation tool

   2014 · spritesapp.com · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Nudee▲86

   Create a 3D printed "nude selfie" (slightly NSFW)

   2016 · firebox.com · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Doodle or Die▲79

   It's like the game of Telephone, except with doodles

   2014 · doodleordie.com · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Combatant Gentlemen for iOS▲100

   Mens suits, shirts, pants and ties

   2016 · apps.apple.com · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Very Man▲97

   Build your own very strange man GIF

   2015 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Zombify▲106

    Transform yourself into a brain-eating zombie

    2014 · zombify.com · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Ship A Dick▲19

    Send a giant cardboard dick to anyone

    2015 · shipadick.com · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Make Love Not Porn▲102

    Pro-sex. Pro-porn. Pro-knowing the difference. (NSFW)

    2015 · makelovenotporn.tv · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Freaking Shapes▲68

    Fitting a square peg in a round hole

    2015 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Paste.lol▲79

    An infinite message board

    2016 · paste.lol · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Negative Underwear▲71

    Cut the crap. Less fake. More real. Less frills. More fit.

    2015 · negativeunderwear.com · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Doof▲61

    Share your hopes and dreams.

    2014 · doof.com · its alternatives →

17. 17
    hands.wtf▲86

    We gave the internet hands

    2016 · hands.wtf · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Fork▲80

    Make your life a comic book - and fork other's creations

    2015 · dafork.com · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Tackk▲73

    Ridiculously simple creation and sharing.

    2014 · tackk.com · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Skullduggery▲66

    Like Angry Birds, but with skulls (and better)

    2014 · departmentofskullduggery.com · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Pack▲120

    pack logos

    2015 · google.com · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Pixelcasts▲77

    Become a Better Designer

    2014 · gurukulmahavidyalaya.in · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Monikers▲105

    A dumb party game that respects your intelligence

    2015 · monikersgame.com · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Tinkerplay▲81

    Design, customize, & 3D print your characters

    2015 · its alternatives →

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