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24 alternatives to Ship A Dick

Send a giant cardboard dick to anyone

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Ship A Dick launched in 2015; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Dicks By Mail▲7

   Send a bag of...you guessed it...to that special someone.

   2015 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Shit Express▲105

   Send shit to someone anonymously with Bitcoins

   2014 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Give a Dick in a Box▲8

   Wrapped in a gift box, show that special someone you care.

   2015 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Ship a Bag of Dicks▲6

   Gummy unmentionables. In a bag. Shipped wherever.

   2015 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Paste.lol▲79

   An infinite message board

   2016 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   A Single Serving Chuckle▲63

   The Amount of Fucks I Give

   2014 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Somebody▲209

   Send a message delivered verbally by a stranger

   2014 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Nimber▲81

   Send anything, with someone going that way

   2014 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Shout▲207

   Exchange Anything with the people around you

   2014 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    BIG ASS MESSAGE▲3

    Send a big ass message to your friends

    2015 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Dick for Dicks▲3

    Send a polite msg to a dick.

    2017 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    GIFt Delivery▲83

    Send a GIF. Get a GIFt of it in real life.

    2015 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Out of the Office▲116

    Tech comics on stuff! Makes a great gift.

    2015 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Gildme▲87

    Ship 'Reddit gold' to others in real life

    2015 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Your Last Straw▲88

    Pranking as a Service 😂

    2017 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Send d*cks to donald▲3

    Lollipop Dick - Sent to Donald Trump

    2016 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Silly Taco sticker pack▲98

    Give your friends something to taco-bout

    2016 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Send Your Ex The Bill▲4

    Send a prank invoice to anyone that deserves it.

    2016 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Rando▲96

    Send a random photo, GIF, or quote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2016 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Leak▲151

    Just say it. Send an anonymous email.

    2014 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Clickbait Generator▲202

    One-step clickbait headlines

    2016 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Dumbstruck▲53

    Send a message. Watch your friends react

    2014 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Foldable.Me▲146

    Little cardboard buddies that look like you and your friends

    2015 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Oh Hai!▲77

    Super fun way to say Hai to someone

    2014 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →