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24 alternatives to Send d*cks to donald

Lollipop Dick - Sent to Donald Trump

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Send d*cks to donald launched in 2016; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Is Now Illegal▲304

   Declare things illegal and Trump will sign it! 🚫

   2017 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Drumpfinator #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain▲210

   Replace all instances of "Trump" with "Drumpf."

   2016 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Send Trump Pussy▲5

   Anonymously send Trump a lollipop-shaped pussy!

   2016 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Trump With Love▲70

   Make America ❤️ again. Make Trump's words kind.

   2017 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   obliterate.me▲104

   Draw on Donald Trump

   2016 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Say it with Trump▲90

   Use Donald Trump's voice to say just about anything.

   2015 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Popmoji▲90

   Send Giant Emojis that POP! Stop send boring little ones.

   2014 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Tiny Hands Man▲79

   Prefix all references to Trump with "alleged billionaire"

   2016 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Shit Express▲105

   Send shit to someone anonymously with Bitcoins

   2014 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Leak▲151

    Just say it. Send an anonymous email.

    2014 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Post the Bern▲100

    Put *any* tweet onto Bernie's Senate floor poster

    2017 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Donald Dump▲71

    Turn Trump into a poop on the web

    2017 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Send Trump a Lump▲6

    Donald Trump has been Naughty... Send him some coal.

    2015 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    DJ Trump▲139

    Make Trump say anything

    2017 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Troll Trump▲77

    Auto-donate to HRC when Trump tweets something offensive

    2016 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    NotAnEasyChoice▲58

    Send a greeting card with who you voted for

    2016 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Ship A Dick▲19

    Send a giant cardboard dick to anyone

    2015 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Jrump▲70

    Send Donald Trump into space!

    2016 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Political Prank▲75

    Send your friends or enemies a political prank text blast!

    2016 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Rando▲96

    Send a random photo, GIF, or quote. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2016 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Talk to Trump▲80

    Tell the President-elect your thoughts with video

    2017 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    #NeverTrump▲122

    Pledge to never vote for Trump

    2016 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Trump Generator▲78

    Have Donald Trump insult your friends

    2016 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Dicks By Mail▲7

    Send a bag of...you guessed it...to that special someone.

    2015 · its alternatives →

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