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24 alternatives to Ship a Bag of Dicks

Gummy unmentionables. In a bag. Shipped wherever.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Ship a Bag of Dicks launched in 2015; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   Dicks By Mail▲7

   Send a bag of...you guessed it...to that special someone.

   2015 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Ship A Dick▲19

   Send a giant cardboard dick to anyone

   2015 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Shyp▲177

   The easiest way to ship your stuff

   2013 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Boxful▲80

   Storage Made Simple

   2015 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Square Order▲95

   Order from your phone

   2014 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Pakible▲267

   Custom packaging, made simple. 10 boxes for $10

   2015 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   EasyPost▲90

   Shipping for developers

   2014 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Nimber▲81

   Send anything, with someone going that way

   2014 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Gummy Munchies▲75

   Subscription gummy candy (heck yah!)

   2015 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Shit Express▲105

    Send shit to someone anonymously with Bitcoins

    2014 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Carry▲92

    Earn Money Traveling or Ship Anywhere and Save.

    2014 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Give a Dick in a Box▲8

    Wrapped in a gift box, show that special someone you care.

    2015 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Lootsy▲55

    A simple way to buy and sell stuff

    2014 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Pack▲120

    pack logos

    2015 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Piggyback▲82

    Same Day Shipping for Less.

    2014 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    wynd▲127

    Shipping done for you

    2015 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Dude I Need a Truck▲133

    Instantly connect to a local Dude with a truck 🚛

    2016 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    ShipHawk▲103

    Technology for Shipping the Big Stuff

    2014 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Shipster▲75

    The fastest way to send anything anywhere (New York)

    2015 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Yerdle▲101

    Give away stuff you don't want, get other stuff for free

    2014 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Swapbox▲93

    Ship orders to Swapbox. Pick them up when you want.

    2015 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Chew▲74

    Weekly customized gum deliveries

    2014 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Gum▲123

    The social network of things

    2015 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Boxbee▲90

    Simple urban storage

    2014 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →