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Get roasted by AI Gordon Ramsay. Your ego will not survive.
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I built this website to host a data-driven model of my coffee sample roaster. I realized after 20 or so batches on the machine that while the controls are intuitive (heat, fan, and drum speeds), the physics can be unintuitive. I wanted to use my historical roast data to create and tune a model that I could use to do roast planning, control, and to help me build my own intuition for roasting. This website lets you interact with my roaster in a virtual, risk-free setting! The models are custom Machine Learning modules that honor roaster physics and bean physics (this is not…
Oct 2025 · autoroaster.com
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2023 · roastedby.ai
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Hey HN! I created a web app called Roast My Dish, it's a fun side project where you upload a photo of your dish, and an AI chef roasts it brutally. After the roast, it gives you a personalized "redemption" recipe to help you improve (or laugh). It's built using Next.js, Tailwind.css, MongoDB, Azure Open Ai API, and I tried to mix entertainment with a bit of usefulness. Great for foodies, meme lovers, and anyone curious about AI + humor use cases. Would love your feedback or ideas to improve it!
2025 · roastmydish.online
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2024 · roastmywebsite.ai
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roastme.gg▲16A closed archive of AI-written roasts. People paid to have their own X handle or website torn apart in public, and the wall ranks them by how much it cost.
16d ago · roastme.gg
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Get roasted or praised — the AI that never holds back
Mar 2026 · ai-roast-compliment-generator.vercel.app
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Brutal roasts. Zero mercy.Roasting egos worldwide 🔥
Feb 2026 · play.google.com
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It’s available on iOS now: https://itunes.apple.com/app/id6499280064 We got into specialty coffee during COVID and, like many others, fell deep down the rabbit hole. Along the way, we ran into the same frustrations: - A drawer full of empty coffee bags. - No simple way to track grind size, rest dates, notes—by bean. - My coffee history scattered across photos, screenshots, notebooks, and half-memories. - The unique traits, people, and stories behind each coffee disappearing from the internet once it sold out (since coffee is an agricultural good) - In our opinion, no…
2025 · beanbook.app
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2018 · roastme.xyz
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AI roasts your bad habits and rates your life. No mercy.
Jul 2026 · roast-my-life.vercel.app
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