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AI · August 22, 2026

roastme.gg

Get roasted. Publicly.

What it does

Pay to get publicly roasted by AI. Drop your X handle or a website, pick how hard it should hurt ($1 to a $1,000+ scorched-earth tier), and Claude writes a roast based on nothing but the name and the vibe it gives off, no bio, no posts, no scraping. Every roast lands on a public leaderboard ranked by price paid, with a shareable card for X.

A closed archive of AI-written roasts. People paid to have their own X handle or website torn apart in public, and the wall ranks them by how much it cost.

ownthe.day, coined by someone who's never owned so much as a Tuesday, let alone a whole day, judging by the domain because the real .com was taken. The crown went to whoever paid more. Nobody can pay any more, so it stays here. Submissions are closed for good. If you want visibility, go to makers.page instead. ownthe.day, coined by someone who's never owned so much as a Tuesday, let alone a whole day, judging by the domain because the real .com was taken. copycat.fyi couldn't even be bothered to steal an original domain name for its brand about stealing things. sumrift.lol: sounds like a summarizer app that couldn't afford the vowels or the confidence to drop the .lol, so it apologizes for…from roastme.gg

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