Life & fun · alternatives · 2026

24 alternatives to The Bearded Bastard

like crack, but for your beard.

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. The Bearded Bastard launched in 2014; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   BeardSwipe▲101

   A whole new swipe to unlock.

   2014 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Bristlr▲81

   Connecting Beards with Beard Strokers

   2014 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Wurstify▲148

   Adds beards to faces on the internet

   2015 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Beardbrand▲6

   Style for the urban beardsman

   2015 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Rome Fortune▲76

   Chat one-on-one w/ the hottest beard in hip hop

   2015 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Beard Extensions▲80

   Grow a yeard in a day

   2015 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Beard Bib▲94

   Solving the task of cleaning up after shaving

   2015 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   shouldigrowabeard.com▲84

   Should you grow a beard? Find out here!

   2016 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Product Grunt▲225

   The worst old products, every day

   2014 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Beard Bib 2.0▲123

    Hair clippings catcher from Beard King

    2016 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Podcatch▲81

    A good podcast listen, now.

    2015 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Fluky▲105

    A friendly randomiser

    2014 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Doublie▲176

    Pimp out your selfies

    2014 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Goodmouth▲68

    Oral Care. Delivered. :)

    2013 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    The Man Style▲8

    Add a cool moustache, sleek shades, hip hat & epic beard

    2017 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Gum▲123

    The social network of things

    2015 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    CoffeeMe▲122

    Tinder for Professional Networking

    2013 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Yourbot▲87

    Preserving your past to chat with your future

    2014 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Bad Mouth▲73

    Make anybody say anything with Bad Mouth

    2014 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    The Douchebag Strategist▲106

    Now with even more Bullsh*t

    2017 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    LE LOUP▲94

    Bottle opener + beard comb + box cutter + pry tool

    2015 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Libations▲75

    Your perfect drinking buddy

    2014 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    Chazz▲77

    A simply and anonymous chat service

    2014 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Shlack▲75

    Whoa, a bash shell inside Slack!

    2016 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →