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Alright so if you run a self-hosted blog, you've probably noticed AI companies scraping it for training data. And not just a little (RIP to your server bill). There isn't much you can do about it without cloudflare. These companies ignore robots.txt, and you're competing with teams with more resources than you. It's you vs the MJs of programming, you're not going to win. But there is a solution. Now I'm not going to say it's a great solution...but a solution is a solution. If your website contains content that will trigger their scraper's safeguards, it will get dropped from their data…
Dec 2025 · github.com
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Audit your site for the AI search era. 100% Open Source
May 2026 · freeaiseoaudit.com
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Hi HN I built a fun little tool: It uses Groq’s LLaMA 3.3 + Puppeteer to analyze a website Then it roasts the design/content/UX with humor And finishes with 3–5 genuinely helpful improvement tips You can try it here: https://ai-roast-vert.vercel.app I wanted to: Practice fast idea-to-launch cycle (built in 2 days) Experiment with a viral-friendly product Monetize with a $0.55 pro version that gives a detailed roast + download Would love your feedback — on the idea, the tone, the usefulness — anything! Thanks in advance
Sep 2025 · ai-roast-vert.vercel.app
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2024 · roastmywebsite.ai
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Hey HN, I’m Ishan, a 23-year-old, and this is my first time launching something here. I built a simple (free) tool that uses AI to roast websites. Just enter your URL, and it gives a fun, sometimes brutal, review. It’s mostly for laughs, but it also points out things you can improve on your website. I’d love for you to try it out and give me feedback!
2024 · thewebsiteroast.com
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Last week, I got seriously fascinated by the new GPT-4 Vision API introduced on OpenAI DevDay, so I decided to build a UX Audit tool with this API. It's pretty simple to use - just go to https://flawless.is and enter your homepage or landing page URL. I'm using the urlbox API to get a screenshot of your page, then I utilize GPT-4V to analyze the screenshot, find potential usability and conversion issues, suggest fixes, and highlight the relevant areas in the screenshot (although the position is sometimes inaccurate). Last week, I launched it on Hacker News…
2023 · flawless.is
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Brutally honest AI website feedback. No sugar-coating.
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