ZYNTLOX — Brutally Honest Website Roasts

What it does

ZYNTLOX analyzes your website and gives you a brutally honest, AI-powered report: design, trust, UX, and SEO scores, plus the biggest problems hurting your site — ranked by impact and effort to fix. No signup, no credit card, no limits. Just paste your URL and get a real, actionable roast in under 60 seconds.

Get brutally honest, actionable feedback for your website in under 60 seconds.

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  Roast My Web2023 · roastmyweb.com · ▲288

  Boost your site with smart AI feedback

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  Free AI SEO AuditorMay 2026 · freeaiseoaudit.com · ▲166

  Audit your site for the AI search era. 100% Open Source

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  Roast.io2018 · roast.io · ▲157

  Host your website in 4 seconds with unfurl + SEO goodies

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  Zyro Online Success Builder2021 · ▲105

  The easy no-code website builder powered by AI

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  RoastSiteMar 2026 · roastsite.site · ▲1

  Your website sucks. Let AI prove it.

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  I built an AI that roasts your website and gives tips to fix it2025 · ai-roast-vert.vercel.app · ▲7

  Hi HN I built a fun little tool: It uses Groq’s LLaMA 3.3 + Puppeteer to analyze a website Then it roasts the design/content/UX with humor And finishes with 3–5 genuinely helpful improvement tips You can try it here: https://ai-roast-vert.vercel.app I wanted to: Practice fast idea-to-launch cycle (built in 2 days) Experiment with a viral-friendly product Monetize with a $0.55 pro version that gives a detailed roast + download Would love your feedback — on the idea, the tone, the usefulness — anything! Thanks in advance

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  Spira Maxima▲578

  Video model that turns script into viral social media videos

  AI · 18d ago · spira.ai

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  Rill Browser▲540

  The browser where Claude Code and Codex work beside you

  AI · 18d ago · rill.love

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  Germany's new sovereign AI model Kolibri▲424

  Kolibri is Aleph Alpha

  AI · 20d ago · tej.as

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  Giving Opus 5.5 a simulated paint canvas▲392

  Paintings by AI models: programs run through a simulation of oil paint.

  AI · 21d ago · stillwet.art

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  PixVerse R2▲381

  A real-time world model you can explore and change

  AI · 30d ago · world.pixverse.video

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  Beam.win▲378

  Run AI agents on one Mac and use its windows on another

  AI · 5d ago · beam.win

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  The load-bearing vocabulary of Claude▲710

  Life & fun · Aug 2026 · louisabraham.github.io

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  Hey Noah▲656

  A proactive AI executive assistant for founders

  AI · Aug 2026 · heynoah.io

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  Clipto MCP▲655

  Hey HN, We recently built Clipto. It’s a tool that lets you search over terabytes of video, audio, and images on your computer, without relying on the cloud. Motivation: we probably all had this similar experience, we know a moment exists in a video or audio, but finding it takes hours scrubbing the timeline. You can send all the media to process in the cloud, but it’s slow, expensive and raises privacy concerns. So we decided to build our own on-device media search engine. How it works (high level): 1. We ingest video, audio, image; normalize formats via ffmpeg; run content analysis to…

  Work · Aug 2026 · clipto.com

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  Simple algorithm and color space to generate diverse skin tones▲627

  Hello HN! I found that picking out plausible but diverse skin tones for my digital art and game development projects was kind of difficult, and I got curious about if there was a way to define a color space that made it easy. I've built a color picker and procedural generation algorithm based on the space as well as a bunch of other fun js features and demos throughout the page that use the equations. If you find it interesting, I have lots of explanations of how I built it and what properties the space has. The methodology might be a bit shaky, but hopefully the result is as helpful for…

  Life & fun · Aug 2026 · toneyalexander.github.io

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  AdAnt AI▲620

  Claude for viral, high-converting social ads

  AI · Aug 2026 · adant.ai

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  Astute▲606

  Automate your B2B brand going viral, with new media creators

  AI · Aug 2026 · company-app.joinastute.com