Berate Me

What it does

Forget curing cancer or solving climate change - we've discovered AI's true calling: sending you personalized insults until you get off your ass. Truly the technological breakthrough humanity has been waiting for.

Get roasted into reaching your goals! For $5/month, we'll send you hilarious AI-powered insults that somehow make you a better person. Like a personal trainer, but meaner (and cheaper).

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