Every AI agrees with you. This writes your startup's obituary instead
A business, a website, a GitHub, a resume, a career, a side project. An AI reads the real thing and writes the brutal, funny obituary it earned. Free, and it takes about ten seconds. Then order the full autopsy: cause of death, time of death, and how to cheat it.
What it does
Put a link first and you can add what to aim at after it, like simgen.dev roast the pricing page . Optional, and it only uses what is really there. Do not paste ID numbers or anything you would not put on a postcard. Addresses, emails and phone numbers are stripped before it is read or stored. SIN, SSN, card and passport numbers are refused outright. Sent from theyfell.com with your note and the card attached. It is about the work, never the person. They get one click to refuse any future notice, forever. Printed by Gelato at the plant nearest you and shipped in about a week. The price is the print, the cheapest shipping to your address, and $25 to the graveyard. Damaged or missing, it is…from theyfell.com
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