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Life & fun · August 29, 2016

Fuck you, pay me.

As above.

Fuck you, pay me. launched on August 29, 2016 with 5 votes. The site was still online in September 2026, 10 years on.

What it does

Aggressive invoicing and dunning platform for freelancers. You did the work. They didn't pay. We fix that.

Type it up, hit send. They get a link. They pay with card, bank transfer, or crypto. No account needed. No friction. No excuses. Day 3: 'Hey, just a reminder.' Day 7: 'This is getting awkward.' Day 14: 'I'm done being nice.' Day 30: 'I'm going to court.' You pick how far we go. We send every single email. That's the whole price. No tiers. No 'contact us for enterprise pricing.' No fine print. You get paid, we eat, everyone moves on. Client ghosting you? Hit the button. We send the next email right now. Or write your own — we'll send that too. This is the part people screenshot. Every invoice is a smart contract. Every payout is instant. Every dispute is transparent. This is how freelancing…from fuckyoupayme.online

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