Meat-O-Meter – the internet most generous ruler (18+)
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Dock the package. Drag the tip marker. Adjust reality as required. Put the base of your magnificent dong on the zero line. Screen protection is your business. Drag the yellow marker until it meets the end of the situation. No pressing. Be civilized. Not loving the number? Slide Ego Calibration until your self-esteem has fully recovered. Screens vary. Browsers lie. So do people. This tool is for laughs, not medical decisions, world records, or settling arguments in the groupfrom meat-o-meter.ya-abr97.chatgpt.site
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