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Life & fun · February 27, 2026

No-Homo Forever!

Never let your friends get away with calling you gay again!

What it does

Have you ever wanted to gurgle penises without your friends calling you gay? Now you can. The No-Homo Chip™ uses patented Quantum™ NFC technology to emit a constant field of plausible deniability around the wearer — keeping you officially, verifiably heterosexual, no matter how many balls you gurgle!

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