Original Rap about Databases
Yo it's friday night, I'm hanging out with the Oracle/ the database servers, man it's not metaphorical/ optimizing queries and creating new lables/ girl you know I like the way you drop those tables Yo, I'm making it rain with that amazon power/ my databse uptime is four cents and hour/ SELECT me FROM here, cause you know what I need/ girl you know it's all about those physical reads Girl are you into drugs? cause I make a mean hash/ but if the po' comes calling, better flush that cache/ If you're into organic, let's make a B+ tree/ Girl you are…
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Yo it's friday night, I'm hanging out with the Oracle/ the database servers, man it's not metaphorical/ optimizing queries and creating new lables/ girl you know I like the way you drop those tables Yo, I'm making it rain with that amazon power/ my databse uptime is four cents and hour/ SELECT me FROM here, cause you know what I need/ girl you know it's all about those physical reads Girl are you into drugs? cause I make a mean hash/ but if the po' comes calling, better flush that cache/ If you're into organic, let's make a B+ tree/ Girl you are unique just like my primary key Relational databases, declaring varchars The skys the limit when you COUNT with the * s running all the queries, finding WHEN things are equal you and me and php it's motha f*ing sql ~ created by my anonymous friend.
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