Original Rap about Databases
Yo it's friday night, I'm hanging out with the Oracle/ the database servers, man it's not metaphorical/ optimizing queries and creating new lables/ girl you know I like the way you drop those tables Yo, I'm making it rain with that amazon power/ my databse uptime is four cents and hour/ SELECT me FROM here, cause you know what I need/ girl you know it's all about those physical reads Girl are you into drugs? cause I make a mean hash/ but if the po' comes calling, better flush that cache/ If you're into organic, let's make a B+ tree/ Girl you are…
Original Rap about Databases launched on May 12, 2014 with 22 votes and more than 75% of that year's launches.
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Original Rap about Databases is a novelty rap song about database concepts and server management. Created for developers, it uses hip-hop lyrics to reference Oracle databases, query optimization, Amazon cloud services, and SQL operations. The track combines technical jargon with rap conventions, covering topics like table operations, caching, B-trees, and relational databases. It serves as an entertaining, tongue-in-cheek exploration of database administration themes set to a comedic rap format.
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Yo it's friday night, I'm hanging out with the Oracle/ the database servers, man it's not metaphorical/ optimizing queries and creating new lables/ girl you know I like the way you drop those tables Yo, I'm making it rain with that amazon power/ my databse uptime is four cents and hour/…
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