Roastify - Roast as a Service

What it does

"Roastify (RaaS) is an unhinged, gamified AI roast generator. Unlike generic insult bots, Roastify pulls real GitHub commit graphs, audits resume buzzwords, breaks down startup deck unit economics, and parses spaghetti code. Choose mild, spicy, or nuclear burns across parody personas (Gordon Ramsay, VC Tech Bro, Gen Z). Features a comparative 1v1 Roast Battle, Local Achievements with Web Audio soundscapes, Hall of Shame leaderboards, and canvas card sharing exports. 100% free and private."

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  Roast My Web2023 · ▲288

  Boost your site with smart AI feedback

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  Roastify.ai: AI Roast MakerFeb 2026 · ▲2

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  roastme.gg16d ago · roastme.gg · ▲16

  Get roasted. Publicly.

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