Roastolio

What it does

Most devs & founders have cringe bios they can't see themselves. Roastolio fixes that. Paste your GitHub, LinkedIn, or any bio — our AI delivers a savage, witty roast that exposes exactly what recruiters, investors, and peers actually think. But it doesn't stop at laughs. Every roast includes: • Roastability Score (0–100) • Actionable personal branding report • Achievement badges & daily streaks • Public share page to challenge friends 3 free roasts on signup. No subscription.

Paste anything. We'll make it hurt (in a funny way). AI-powered savage roasts.

GitHub, LinkedIn bio, Twitter flex — we roast it all. Then we fix it. GitHub username, LinkedIn paste, or any public URL. we don't judge. actually we do. specialty-aware AI delivers a savage, witty takedown. no mercy. unlock the full roast + a personal branding report. glow up or stay roasted. “ Your 'visionary thought leader' bio is just a man with a Canva account and Wi-Fi. You've disrupted nothing except your own credibility. ” “ Your GitHub is 40 repos, 38 of which say 'WIP' in the README. The contribution graph looks like someone rage-quit in March. ” “ You've 'pivoted' four times in two years. That's not iteration — that's a business having an identity crisis on LinkedIn. ” Full roast…from roastolio.vercel.app

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