Teapot Investments
Tax Aware Retirement and Investments
Teapot Investments launched on April 28, 2026 with 2 votes, #4,561 of 21,248 launches that month.
What it does
Most free retirement calculators skip the hard parts: taxes and cliffs. Teapot's three free tools don't: retirement planning with probability of success and support for couples planning, Roth conversion planning that catches tax cliffs (IRMAA etc) and early withdrawal penalties, and a withdrawal calculator showing the efficient tax aware withdrawal sequencing. All with detailed year by year projections. Free for new users only, no credit card required.
Free Monte Carlo retirement calculator — 10,000 simulations, couples planning, and all-50-state tax projections. See your real probability of a secure retirement.
Get your retirement assessment with Monte Carlo simulations, sensitivity analysis, and tax projections across all 50 states. Couples support included. Complete the wizard below to get your retirement assessment. This helps us calculate your timeline and retirement projections. Your current age determines the starting point for all projections. When you plan to stop working and begin drawing from retirement accounts. We recommend planning to age 95 to avoid outliving your money. Heirs' tax rate when withdrawing from inherited traditional accounts, used to calculate Ending Wealth (To Heirs) when comparing Roth conversion outcomes. Set to 0% if you have no heirs. After-inflation return. 3-4%…from teapotinvestments.com
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