titles.lol

What it does

Titles.lol is a marketplace for internet status. Claim a ridiculous, verifiable title, get a signed certificate, public page and shareable link — then defend your crown, because anyone can outbid you by $1+ and take it. You don’t become a “former holder.” You get publicly defeated. Inspired by Outbid.lol, we’re taking the same public-position mechanics into status, aura, identity, rivalry, creators, companies and personal brands. One holder. One crown. Go get yours.

Claim a ridiculous, verifiable title with a signed certificate in your name. One flat price, bought once, kept forever.

Claim something ridiculous, prestigious, hilarious, or completely unnecessary. For gamers. Creators. Founders. Brands. Companies. And people with too much confidence. Anyone. Get your official certificate and a public page you can share anywhere. Every dollar ever paid, stacked. Claim an open one and its rank is yours for good. A few of the ones still up for grabs — every certificate looks thisfrom titles.lol

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  omg.lol2019 · ▲134

  A space for people who don’t take themselves too seriously

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  possess.lol8d ago · possess.lol · ▲2

  Own the internet’s dumbest titles- until someone steals them

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  Royalty.lol - Tap the Crown15d ago · royalty.lol · ▲2

  Tap crowns, top the leaderboard - no bids, no bots

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  outbids.lol13d ago · outbids.lol · ▲2

  Bid for your place on the live board

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  Outrunn.lol3d ago · outrunn.lol · ▲3

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  rankbuy.lol15d ago · rankbuy.lol

  Pay to rank #1. Get outbid. Battle for the top spot.

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