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24 alternatives to Chicken

Rude Birthday Card

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Chicken launched in 2021; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   About Here Birthday Card▲2

   Insulting Birthday Card

   2021 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   Fat Twat▲3

   Funny Christmas Card

   2021 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   UglyNotes▲91

   Greeting cards from horrible people.

   2014 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Meet Another Day▲100

   Fake meetings for people with too many real meetings

   2016 · its alternatives →

5. 5M7
   My 7th Grade Young Entrepreneur Project -- interactive holiday cards▲65

   2018 · github.com · its alternatives →

6. 6
   Impressed Or Horrified▲115

   The anti-greeting card company

   2017 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Not John Funny Birthday Card▲3

   Funny Birthday Card

   2021 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   Wilson▲251

   Wilson literally plans your weekend for you.

   2017 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Lazy Cards▲94

   Free AI written greeting cards

   2023 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Roasted Nuts▲77

    Testy holiday cards

    2016 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Wildcard▲91

    Twitter/Potluck-esque cards for the rest of the web

    2013 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Birdly Business Cards▲97

    A Slack bot that handles your business cards

    2015 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Shitty User Names▲101

    Generate crude and unusual usernames

    2015 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Donut Dog▲127

    Feed your focus, starve distractions!

    2018 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    BirthdayBot for Slack▲111

    Don't miss your teammates' birthdays!

    2016 · its alternatives →

16. 16GC
    Greetings cards that don't skirt around your emotions▲46

    2018 · punchycards.com · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Cringemail▲74

    Poke fun at your friends by sending them a postcard

    2019 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    Unbelated▲61

    Sick of people forgetting your birthday?

    2022 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    The Merry Maker▲90

    Make your own Christmas card

    2014 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    Bold Calendar▲105

    An inspirational task manager and calendar

    2017 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    OfficeHours▲4

    The Card Deck for Startups

    2017 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Kernel Cards▲95

    A simpler way to create a digital content strategy

    2016 · its alternatives →

23. 23
    null▲61

    null

    2018 · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Munchery▲91

    Wholesome meals in a snap

    2013 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →