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24 alternatives to Fat Twat

Funny Christmas Card

Below are 24 products that do a similar job, ranked by how close each is in meaning and then by launch-day votes. Fat Twat launched in 2021; newer entries below may have overtaken it.

1. 1
   The Merry Maker▲90

   Make your own Christmas card

   2014 · its alternatives →

2. 2
   UglyNotes▲91

   Greeting cards from horrible people.

   2014 · its alternatives →

3. 3
   Roasted Nuts▲77

   Testy holiday cards

   2016 · its alternatives →

4. 4
   Wildcard▲91

   Twitter/Potluck-esque cards for the rest of the web

   2013 · its alternatives →

5. 5
   Impressed Or Horrified▲115

   The anti-greeting card company

   2017 · its alternatives →

6. 6
   good day▲57

   Lighten up your day for $1

   2022 · its alternatives →

7. 7
   Pops.▲209

   Be more productive. Make Pops proud.

   2017 · its alternatives →

8. 8
   TrapCrunch▲126

   "Someone Made A TechCrunch Parody Site And It’s Hilarious"

   2014 · its alternatives →

9. 9
   Cringemail▲74

   Poke fun at your friends by sending them a postcard

   2019 · its alternatives →

10. 10
    Out of the Office▲116

    Tech comics on stuff! Makes a great gift.

    2015 · its alternatives →

11. 11
    Clickbait Generator▲202

    One-step clickbait headlines

    2016 · its alternatives →

12. 12
    Donut Dog▲127

    Feed your focus, starve distractions!

    2018 · its alternatives →

13. 13
    Chicken▲3

    Rude Birthday Card

    2021 · its alternatives →

14. 14
    Both Jabs▲3

    Funny Christmas card relating to covid-19 virus

    2021 · its alternatives →

15. 15
    Paste.lol▲79

    An infinite message board

    2016 · its alternatives →

16. 16
    Laugh Digest▲85

    A weekly newsletter with links to make you laugh

    2015 · its alternatives →

17. 17
    Meme.cards▲90

    Send the gift of memes this holiday season 💌

    2018 · its alternatives →

18. 18
    #PIZZAPOP▲94

    A dumb app I play when I'm super high and want pizza!

    2014 · its alternatives →

19. 19
    Post the Bern▲100

    Put *any* tweet onto Bernie's Senate floor poster

    2017 · its alternatives →

20. 20
    About Here Birthday Card▲2

    Insulting Birthday Card

    2021 · its alternatives →

21. 21
    Don't Fucking Eat It▲68

    Fasting to improve your health or help feed those in need.

    2018 · its alternatives →

22. 22
    Shitty Gifts▲7

    Send shitty stickers and letters to people who deserve it

    2019 · its alternatives →

23. 23M7
    My 7th Grade Young Entrepreneur Project -- interactive holiday cards▲65

    2018 · github.com · its alternatives →

24. 24
    Unstuff▲79

    Push Button. Save Christmas.

    2013 · its alternatives →

Ranked by how close each launch is in meaning, then by votes. Prices were read from each product’s own site when checked and can change. Refine with your own description →