Just Fucking Use Cloudflare – A satirical guide to the CF stack
Inspired by the recent justfuckingusetailwind.com, I built a similar "love letter" to the Cloudflare ecosystem. I find myself reaching for Workers, R2, D1, and KV for almost every project lately, so I wanted to capture that sentiment in a single, slightly over-the-top page. It’s a simple side project, but the stack is: - Vite + TypeScript - Biome + Ultracite - Deployed (obviously) on Cloudflare First draft in Claude, the copy was drafted with Grok to get that specific tone, then I used Google's AI Studio to accelerate the build with touch up's in Cursor. Link:…
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Just Fucking Use Cloudflare is a satirical guide celebrating the Cloudflare ecosystem, created for developers who frequently use Workers, R2, D1, and KV. The single-page site humorously advocates for Cloudflare's services with an intentionally over-the-top tone. Built with Vite and TypeScript, formatted with Biome, and deployed on Cloudflare itself, it serves as both a love letter to the platform and a conversation starter about cloud deployment options and alternatives.
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Inspired by the recent justfuckingusetailwind.com, I built a similar "love letter" to the Cloudflare ecosystem. I find myself reaching for Workers, R2, D1, and KV for almost every project lately, so I wanted to capture that sentiment in a single, slightly over-the-top page. It’s a simple side project, but the stack is: - Vite + TypeScript - Biome + Ultracite - Deployed (obviously) on Cloudflare First draft in Claude, the copy was drafted with Grok to get that specific tone, then I used Google's AI Studio to accelerate the build with touch up's in Cursor. Link: https://justfuckingusecloudflare.com Repo: https://github.com/mynameistito/justfuckingusecloudflare Curious to hear everyone's thoughts on the CF stack vs alternatives and more traditional deployments.
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