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AI · January 2, 2026

Resolution Roast

AI roasts your resolution and predicts when you'll quit

Resolution Roast launched on January 2, 2026 with 5 votes, #3,400 of 14,584 launches that month and more than 75% of that year's launches. The site was not reachable when checked in September 2026.

What it does

AI that roasts your New Year's resolution and predicts exactly when you'll quit. Enter your goal, rate your confidence, get a brutal reality check with a personalized quit date and shareable roast card. The vision: motivation through roasting. Coming soon - leaderboards to compete with friends, progress check-ins that hold you accountable, and partnerships for those who want to prove the AI wrong. 80% of resolutions fail by February. We just tell you the truth upfront. Free, no signup.

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