The burden Eater
Legally transfer your bad thoughts to me for $2.99
What it does
I was tired of overthinking about a girl who did me wrong, so I built a digital void to legally take ownership of your burdens. Type your thought, pay a $2.99 eviction fee, and receive an official Certificate of Ownership Transfer. Contractually, that thought is no longer yours to carry. It’s peak internet absurdity and a psychological placebo for the cost of a bad coffee. You can aslo gift an eviction for your loved ones.
Does the same job
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Hey HN, Henry here from Cactus. We open-sourced Needle, a 26M parameter function-calling (tool use) model. It runs at 6000 tok/s prefill and 1200 tok/s decode on consumer devices. We were always frustrated by the little effort made towards building agentic models that run on budget phones, so we conducted investigations that led to an observation: agentic experiences are built upon tool calling, and massive models are overkill for it. Tool calling is fundamentally retrieval-and-assembly (match query to tool name, extract argument values, emit JSON), not reasoning. Cross-attention…
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