The Floor
Run your own AI trading desk on your own machine
What it does
The Floor is a trading-operations desk you run yourself. Strategies, AI agents, a paper book, and a kill switch on every screen, all on your own machine. No account, no API key required, nothing sent to a server. There is a live demo with no signup if you want to click around first. Built by one person on a used Mac Mini, running unattended since May, with every number published including the flat weeks. Paper trading only. Education and tools, not advice.
The Floor is a trading desk that runs on your machine. No dependencies, no signup, paper trading only, and your keys never leave. Try the live demo in your browser. Education and tools, not advice.
Every other local-first trading tool expects you to write Python. Every easy one wants your API keys on their servers. The Floor is the third option. Paper trading, no signup, no dependencies. Local tools keep your keys but assume you're an engineer. Hosted tools are easy but your keys live on their servers. There has been nothing in between. Your keys never leave your machine. Genuinely good software, all of it free. No dependencies to install, because there aren't any. No login, because there is no server. Your keys and your data never leave the machine. What the firm traded, what it lost, what shipped, and what is next on the bench. Plus a short note when something new goes live. We…from deadcatfound.org
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