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You write 8 text completions and open models score how predictable each word was too them. Predictable => clanker. You can share results with your friends. The scoring checks every word you write against the model's logprobs. Right now I'm using Llama3.1, Deepseek v3 and Qwen3 to keep costs low. I tried to calibrate it so other models (chatgpt/claude) score 100% and interesting human responses score in the 10-30% range. Totally free, no signup

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